I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.
this story was wild from start to finish
(Source: metalburger)
but look at louis’ face after he finds out one direction didn’t win best pop act
oh my god niall’s reaction im cRYING
Matt lives down the street from me. I told him, ‘Dude you have got to move here.’ And I’ve been hounding him and hounding him to live here so that our kids can know each other and go to the same schools and hang out the way we did. Finally he just caved and he moved here - and I’ve already seen him like 73 times! We’re back and forth. Our wives can’t believe it, like, ‘Wait a minute, Matt’s coming over here? You just left Matt’s house’. It’s like we’re regressing to high school and it’s really, really fun. And their kids were over all day. I’m really glad to have that happen and it’s cool.
Real Housewives of Vancouver Drinking Game
Drink every time:
- Jody calls someone sweet cheeks
- Mary says disgusting
- Mary says wretched
- Jody says “let’s be frank”, “let’s be clear” or “let’s be honest”
- Ronnie drinks or is drunk
- Christina talks about men or being horny
- Reiko drives a luxury car
- Jody wears something ridiculous
- Reiko plays middleman
- Jody threatens to or does sue someone
- Mia does something annoying as hell
i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing.
(Source: grimyboy)
